Antaresia

Antaresia, named after a group of Pythons, is a simpleminded but loyal minion of Bryce (Others include The Webscraper, Syme, Winston and Julia), who flames idiots unworthy of the personal attention of it's user.
It is implemented in Python, but uses a socket connection with the Web Forum servers because it must engage in a rather complicated login process to post.
It's flames, which are of adjustible length but get repetitive beyond about 6 lines, are generated from templates, in a process somewhat akin to mad-libs. Things, descriptions, etc, are drawn form a fairly large database, but Antaresia seemsm to favor terms refering to animal leavings. The database contains no profanity. Who needs the words for dung common in popular culture, when such exotic and interesting words as `wormcast' and `bodewash' abound? English may not be the best language, but one must give it some credit for having a large vocabulary of colorful nouns.
Antaresia does not have perfect grammar, or logic, and is capible of saying the same thing more than once in a row: this is how it was designed, as it is intended to emulate the ravings of it's usual targets while saving it's user the trouble of manualy insulting some pervert or crazy noob.
Rather than making it angsty and condescending, it's `personality' is something of a parody of `B1FF' or another, similar icon of the stereotypical clueless, crazy newbie on drugs.

Sample Output:
This is a perticular deranged-sounding sample...
Do you have twerp for brain or is it more of a tath? Megurumpgh!!! You are a fool-wormcast-person, I think. bedlamite, as well: You are dufus-person.!!! Your post is a rather perverted balderdash. And... PREPARE TO PERISH IN FLAMES!
Another Sample:
Your posts are so witless that it is clear that you must be witless! You are a stumblebum. How psychotic that nonesense you post is! Your metaphor are poor. Did I mention that you are outrageous? Well, you are. . Eat flaming death, foul scum!
Selected Quotes:
Do you have turkey for brain or is it more of a coprolite?
In conclusion: Eat more fiber. :D (Yes, it really said that.)
Why do you continue saying such half-baked guano?
You are a dullard-tath-person, I think. senseless, as well: What do you say to that, punk?!!!
Did I mention that you are perverted? Well, you are. I'd give you a good whipping if I had a corporal form!. Your posts are so witless that it is clear that you must be totaly witless!