Contact Bryce Schroeder
You want to contact me for some reason? Okay. There are several ways of going about this, each with advantages and disadvantages. I'll leave it to you to select one, since you have the most information about the urgency and importance of your request, on the arguably naive assumption that you will not abuse my trust in you. Thanks!
Cellular Telephone
Cell Phone: (US) 530-415-8436For very urgent or high priority communication, you may contact my using my cellular telephone. Please try other means first if that is practical. Do not call me after 9:00 PM Pacific Standard Time or before 7:00 AM unless it is exceedingly important and no delay is reasonable. Most types of cataclysmic and eschatological events fall into this category. (Examples: 1, 2, 3 )
Telephone
Home Phone: (US) 530-742-8664For high-priority communications, you can call me at home. However, I am not always home (I do have a life). Someone other than me may also answer the phone. My family members have varying degrees of ability in relevant skills such as (1) determining if you are a salesperson; (2) determining if you are some kind of freaky stalker; (3) competent message-taking. You will get what you get.
You can email me if you like. I won't mind. Here is a mailto link, even. Although your message is pretty certain to reach my inbox, the downside of this method is that I only check my email about once a day, and even then I may mistake your mail for spam if I don't know your name. (Or, more specifically, the name your email client uses for outgoing mail. For some of you, this is totally unrelated to your actual name. You know who you are.) My prior email addresses include: bschroed@jps.net mewtwo@jps.net bryce@lanset.com evnova@hotpop.com pfhelp@hotpop.com and bryce@lanset.com. I can still be reached at the last one, but its days are probably numbered so I'd prefer you update your address book to my Gmail account.
Instant Messaging
AIM: AIM4BryceIf you catch me online, feel free to instant message me. This has the advantage of being real-time and I am much less likely to mistake your communication for spam. However, I don't normally come online except to talk to other people, so the odds are somewhat slim.
(Postal) Mail
2211 Jean Drive, Marysville, California, 95901You can send me mail via the United States Postal Service if you wish. This is very slow, but mail is rarely lost and if I do get it I'll almost certainly read it. (Note: I don't live at the address above. Yes, you can still send me mail there.)