The Random Rangers in

The Case of the Historical Lipstick


Chapter 1 - The New Case





The Rangers are in their tree waiting for any mystery. Chip is reading a Sureluck Jones story, The Case of the handdish washer . Dale is playing a video game, awesome Squirrel. Gadget is designing an invention, a tool.. Monty is telling a story about the time he quested for a cheddar pencil in Thailand. Zipper is doing whatever it is he does. Suddenly, they got an email, informing them that Rat Capone had taken the Historical Lipstick!
"We have to stop Rat Capone and reclaim the Historical Lipstick, or else he might use it against Germany or even the whole world!" Chip suggested. So they went questing for Rat Capone and the Historical Lipstick.
Meanwhile, in the sewers, Rat Capone told his minions about his plan. "My plan is to to make Gadget a personal slave ", said Rat Capone. Being dumb, they wondered if he also planned to control the stick industry now that he had the Historical Lipstick. Rat Capone said that he would indeed, as it was quite obvious . They all appreciated their clever plan.

Chapter 2 - The Search




The rangers were looking for any lead on the Historical Lipstick or Rat Capone.

Chip searched the sewers. The sewers contain disgarded apple. Nimnul is there. Wart is there. Mole is there. Snout is there. Rat Capone is there. Chip spies on Rat Capone hiding in the shadows. He hears Rat Capone implementing his plan to make Gadget a personal slave . Chip goes unnoticed. Dale went to the city. The city is unpleasant and unpleasant, not knowing of the evil plot threatening it. Dale looks around the place and looks for Rat Capone. . Dale doesn't find anything. Gadget went to Fat Cat's Casino. Critters are gaming and eating cheese stick. Tammy is there. Monty went to the cola bottling plant. The cola plant still smells of apple. Mepps is there. Lahwhinie is there. Monty goes unnoticed. Zipper traveled to an abandoned warehouse. The warehouse is cold. Bubbles is there. Zipper goes unnoticed.

So the Rangers had found the location of the Historical Lipstick.

On the way to the Ranger tree, in a dark alley, Monty is taken unawares by Rat Capone's minions, led by his mercenary, Sewer Al. They beat Monty to a fuzzy pulp and then leave him for dead. Luckily, Zipper heard his call for help and rushed to his aid. Zipper helped Monty back to the Ranger tree.

Everyone gathered back at the Ranger Tree.

"I'm critically injured by injuries inflicted by Rat Capone's fiendish attack !", Monty complained. " I think it's life-threatening injury."

Chip surveyed Monty's wounds. " Oh wow, that looks really bad ", Chip exclaimed. Fortunately, Chip had learned first aid as a Junior Woodchuck. he used his elite bandaging skills to try to stabalize Monty . "Come on, Monty, pull through, the team can't go on without your stories!", Chip pleaded. Eventually, Monty's condition stablized. Monty thinks up a plan. Monty's plan is to buy tons of cheddar . Nimnul arrived at the Ranger Tree. Gadget went up to Nimnul.

"I especially appreciate your having gotten a tenured professorship , Nimnul", said Gadget.

"Oh, you noticed, Gadget", replied Nimnul.

The discussion was ended by their leaving to go to Rat Capone and return the Historical Lipstick.

Chapter 3 - The Battle




Getting to the sewers, they carry out their attack. Wart is hurt. Mole is hurt. Snout is wounded. Rat Capone is seriously injured.

Wart missed Gadget. Rat Capone stabbed Dale. Dale is slighty hurt. Dale punches Wart. Wart is slighty hurt. Monty throws Mole . Mole is severely hurt.

Wart missed Monty. Snout missed Zipper. Rat Capone missed Chip. Chip quickly formulated a new plan. "Dale! Distract Rat Capone with a fetching wig!", Chip ordered. Chip trips Snout. Snout is gravely wounded. Dale attempts to take Snout by surprise. Zipper flies around Mole.

Wart missed Chip. Mole missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Zipper flies around Rat Capone.

Wart stabbed Dale. Dale is severely injured. Snout missed Dale. Chip fights Snout. Snout is slightly wounded. Dale attacks Wart. Wart is gravely wounded. Gadget snipes Snout with her suction cup AK-47. Snout is severely injured.

Wart stomped Gadget. Gadget is only very slightly harmed. Snout missed Gadget. Rat Capone missed Zipper. Chip punches Mole. Mole is injured. Dale jumps on Snout. Snout is wounded. Snout is killed by Dale's attack. Gadget goes to attack Snout, but he is already dead. Zipper distracts Mole.

Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone hit Chip. Chip is seriously wounded. Rat Capone says to Chip, "Your problems result from having stubborn personality!" "That's not true! " Chip replies. Chip spars with Rat Capone. Monty fights with Wart. Zipper uses Fly Attack on Wart. Wart is slightly wounded.

Wart missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Chip. Dale taunts Wart. Wart is slightly wounded. Gadget sets off a gifted grenade near Rat Capone, to no effect. Zipper rams Mole. Mole is seriously injured. Mole is killed by Zipper's attack.

Wart missed Chip. Rat Capone stomped Dale. Dale is seriously injured. Chip taunts Rat Capone. Rat Capone is greviously injured. Dale trips Rat Capone. Rat Capone is only very slightly harmed. Monty tossses Wart . Wart is slightly wounded. Zipper dive-bombs Rat Capone. Rat Capone is only very slightly harmed.

Wart missed Dale. Rat Capone missed Gadget. Gadget tries to trip Rat Capone using a rocket propelled tripwire. Monty throws Rat Capone . Rat Capone is greviously wounded. Rat Capone dies of Monty's attack. Zipper goes to attack Rat Capone, but he is already dead. And so, with Rat Capone dead, they got the Historical Lipstick and escaped.

Chapter 4 - Epilogue




Although coming at great cost they had prevailed and ensured that the Historical Lipstick was out of Rat Capone's hands forever. Gadget and Nimnul became life partners in a big ceremony and got jobs in the cake industry.
THE END!

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